Gazzy and Iggy vs. the U.S. Navy

So, in book 5 of Maximum Ride, the flock has to take a Basic Survival course in order to work with the U.S. Navy for a reason I will not say. In the Weapons Use class, Gazzy and Iggy totally show up the instructor...

Instructor- This better be good, son.

Gazzy- That model's a good gun and all, but I've heard it can jam up something awful. Some people think it's a weird finish on the barrel. And it's really heavy, like, bowling ball heavy. And the trigger is too far forward, even for someone with big hands.

Instuctor- ***

Gazzy- It's a pretty neat gun, though. And did you know that if you stick the spring from a clothespin under the safety when it's in right hand mode then pull the trigger, it'll explode 2.9 seconds later? I mean, throw it first.

Iggy- Sometimes it's 2.7 seconds. Don't dawdle. And have you ever tried that with the barrel full of spam?

Instructor-*** Class dismissed.