I Like to Draw.

Here are some awesome pictures I drew today! Actually, scratch that. The computer doesn't like me. I'll try again later, though. ART!

BWAHAHAHA

Happy halloween!

I like halloween. except for all the corny vampire costumes and fake you-know-what. I am going as a Twister game, and 3-D's coming over to my house so we can go trick-or-treating together! yay! By the way, 3-D, if you can't figure out a costume in time, you can always wear dark clothes and fake fangs and go with it from there. Or, I can get you a "person in the shower" costume. And if that's not incentive to find a costume fast, I don't know what is.

-Jadis

Gaz, say hi.

This is my new webkinz! Her name is Gaz- named after the Invader Zim character. I have still yet to perfect her wig, but here she is! Here, Becky. I added a picture. So there.

STUPID PERSONALITY QUIZ!

I took this personality quiz and it said that I'm preppy. PREPPY, I TELL YOU! *shreds napkin* I mean, I like the rest of the book it's in, but geez! I am NOT preppy! I refuse to be! SO there! *shreds cardboard box* There is an extremely funny part in which one of the characters in the book says that her friend would make a good match with Edward Cullen. Then her friend gets all mad. It's funny. Don't ask me why. I have just been cooped up in a car for four hours so everything is funny.

-Jadis

S to the I to the M to the P!

Did you know that you can get Phineas and Ferb songs on ITunes? I got like, twenty six. My nemanema-mynemanemanema

Invader Zim ROCKZ.

Okay, Mixx sent me some Invader Zim clips, and they are AWESOME. Doom doom doom doom doomydoomydoomy doom!

-Jadis

It's a hundred des- WHAT IS IT? It's a hundred des- WHAT IS IT? It's a hundred destroyer!

The sun'll come out tomorrow

I really don't like that song. 'Cos I don't want the sun to come out tomorrow! HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER??? I have come up with a name for the third TBWAOCAULN book- The Fifth Dimension! Is that cool or what? And Piper, I hope you don't mind, but you become a 5th dimension vampire in the book. I still haven't decided what 5th dimension vampires are like, though.

-Jadis

Book 3!

I have started TBWAOCAULN book three! I have no idea for it's name yet. I am also still thinking about the plot. So basically, I'm stumped. Any ideas? I'll see if I can work them in. So far, I have me worrying about the whole "some members of TBWAOCAULN are immortal and some aren't what are we going to do" thing. Also, I'm sitting on the couch watching inane television. So if anyone knows how I can build off of that, let me know.

-Jadis, stumped

Tra-la-la... I'm bored.

Just so you know, I have absolutely nothing of importance to say. Yay me. So, over and out. I might have something more exciting by the end of the day.

Yay! the sun went away!

I thought it would be sunny all day, but now it's cloudy! Now I can open my blinds! Yay! Also, I have almost finished the second TBWAOCAULN book- called Blue Moon. Once again, TBWAOCAULN members ought to know why. Especially 3-D. Special thanks to Trent for coming up with a name for Becky's husband, despite how wacky the other option you came up with was.

-Jadis

Mr. B's wish came true. Mine didn't.

It's too dang sunny out there! Curse you, Mr. B! But, on the bright side, we're going shopping today for a flat-screen TV! It's totally awesome! BUT TOO SUNNY! TOO SUNNY, I TELL YOU! Here is my vampire emoticon... _____

\/ \/ Is it awesome or what?

-Jadis

The weather likes me at last.

At last, a cloudy day. But Mr. B was trying to jinx 3-D and me 'cuz he was all like, "I wish we could see some sun." Then 3-D and I just kinda looked at each other. Pluseroony- Tyler and Sam both think I'm a vamp! They don't know the half of it. BWAhAHAAHA. Also, I will never make it until March 15- the day the next Maximum Ride book comes out! THey had better come out with an excerpt or I will dieeeeeee. Or at least pretend to. Y'know?

-Jadis

Seventeen Forever

The new TBWAOCAULN book is almost finished! It's to be called Seventeen Forever. TBWAOCAULN members ought to know why. Also, the Manga version will be coming out shortly. Then Mixx will start on the second book of the series! Seventeen Forever!

-Jadis the new vampire

More on the TBWAOCAULN Book

I'm almost finished! SO CLOSE! All I have to do is the part when Mixx is like, "thank God!" and the part where 3-D wakes up and we can go from there in the sequel. And, poor Little Bunny Foo-Foo had to go without carrots in the pot roast that night for obvious reasons. Sorry, Bunny. It was kinda funny though. I know! How about it ends with us realizing that as well as a new vampire, we will have a crazy werebunny on our hands because it's a full moon night? That would be good fodder for the sequel!

-Jadis

TBWAOCAULN Book

I am writing a book about TBWAOCAULN! But, since the members of TBWAOCAULN are real people, I cannot make up what they do. So, I will have to ask some questions. I will send them to the members by email. I have an idea for a climax, but I have no idea how it will end. Also, I should have enough by maybe the end of the week to provide an excerpt. So, TBWAOCAULN members, check your emails so I can finish this book!

-Jadis

Meet Big Maizey

Maizey- the dog next door. Big Maizey- Her big brother. I don't know his name, so I call him "Big Maizey." They have two very different fighting styles which depend on their strengths and weaknesses. Maizey is fast and the smaller of the two, but when push comes to shove, her brother will often knock her over with his superior strength. She's also stubborn- once she's got him on the ground, he's not gonna be allowed to get up any time soon. Big Maizey mostly depends on his strength and size. When he was trapped on the ground by his sister, he locked his front legs around her neck and brought her down too so he could get up.

Another difference between the two is how they react to a human who is speaking dog. Maizey almost immediately accepted that, hey, I speak dog so I must be a dog. Big Maizey thought so too, but instead of mimicking my movements and accepting my invitation to play as Maizey often does, he barked back at me, as if saying, "you are a strange human."

It is hilarious to see them lock jaws and try to get the better of one another by twisting their heads. Although, when you see flashing white teeth and hear snarls, you can't help but wonder of they're actually hurting each other.

Woof aroof grrr,

-Jadis

Whoopie.

YAAH! my little sister has a whoopie cushion! I'll never sit down again! AAAAAAAAAAH! She keeps blasting it in my ear! Although, it was pretty funny when she put it under Dad's chair cushion. He FREAKED OuT.

-Jadis

ICS Report

Okay, the Ice Cream Social was better than I had hoped for! First, I picked up LOL, then we went to school. Then we waited in the lobby for Mixxiex, who found us eventually. At six, we went down to the cafeteria to eat what I think is the most delicious meal ever- a chicken sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. That was, like, the second time I've ever had Dr. Pepper. It filled me with bubbles for the rest of the night. And caffeine. 3-D caught up with us in the middle of our meal, and as soon as we were done eating, we hit the games! Mixxiex was having a hard time of it because she could not win anything, no matter how she tried! Even when 3-D tried to win her something, they got nothin'! So finally she got a plastic combination lock which despite its cheapness actually worked! She also eventually got a frisbee thing. Then we went to get dessert. Actually, two. First, I had this coconut brownie thing. Then I had blackberry pie. I mixed some pie filling into my ice cream and it was awesome!

Perhaps the most hilarious (and anticlimactic) part of the night was when a bunch of boys pooled their money and put around 40 tickets in the raffle for the Ohio State basket with Trent Hinton's name on them! Yet somehow, he didn't win. Whatever. It was funny while it lasted. And, you may be wondering about the picture. That's me, all exhausted (I seemed to have run out of caffeine) with TBWAOCAULN painted on my face! Thanks, Alex for doing that for 3-D and me. That was awesome!

-Jadis

Yaaay! the Ice Cream Social!

The Conneaut Ice Cream Social is tonight! TBWAOCAULN (except for Piper and LBFF) will be meeting up and partying! OH YEAH! This is our last Social as students of Conneaut, so we're going out with a BANG, baby! Also, I just played dodgeball, my favorite passtime. This is the most AWESOME day!

-Jadis

YOW

Yowch! I just got my flu shot! OW. Yet, my little sister said she hardly felt a thing! I must have gotten a newbie or something. GYAAH. well, at least I got a sucker afterward.

Revelations of Pre-Teen Mutant-ish people.

I am sitting here being bored. I don't have my contacts in, so everything more than five feet away from me is a blur. My little sister has decided to watch Scooby Doo, a show she knows I don't like. 3-D was stuck dodging the sun all day today, I kinda acted as her human sunshade, ya know with the wings and all. Although LOL would probably be better for the job, 'cause, you know, she has a 17-foot wingspan, and mine is only twelve. Who knows why. I feel like cracking up now, so I think I'll watch some of Lilly's videos on YouTube. See ya!

Gazzy and Iggy vs. the U.S. Navy

So, in book 5 of Maximum Ride, the flock has to take a Basic Survival course in order to work with the U.S. Navy for a reason I will not say. In the Weapons Use class, Gazzy and Iggy totally show up the instructor...

Instructor- This better be good, son.

Gazzy- That model's a good gun and all, but I've heard it can jam up something awful. Some people think it's a weird finish on the barrel. And it's really heavy, like, bowling ball heavy. And the trigger is too far forward, even for someone with big hands.

Instuctor- ***

Gazzy- It's a pretty neat gun, though. And did you know that if you stick the spring from a clothespin under the safety when it's in right hand mode then pull the trigger, it'll explode 2.9 seconds later? I mean, throw it first.

Iggy- Sometimes it's 2.7 seconds. Don't dawdle. And have you ever tried that with the barrel full of spam?

Instructor-*** Class dismissed.

Definition wanted

Hi. I was reading Maximum Ride book 5 when I ran into what I think is a chat acronym. It's ZOMG. Do any of you guys know what it means? And, for bonus points, who said it and when in Max book 5?

-Jadis

Sigh... I will never get tired of weirdness.

Hi, I had the most awesome day today. I am now the Shaman for a caveman tribe, and I have wings, and I have a pet scottie, and I live in a mansion with all of my friends. One of them's a werebunny, three of them are vampires, and one has the Random Sayings Disease (still yet to be named). So, stuff. Also, I love the phrase "multi-culti propaganda." Thank you, James Patterson. So, watch out if you are bleeding profusely or if it is a full moon or if you are a grizzly bear or polar bear who lives in Canada.