Drumroll please... the TBWAOCAULN dictionary!
3-D noun. A vampire we just happen to live with.
aaack ? What I said when I made pot roast.
abandon ship ? Abandoning ship is for weenies.
aftermath noun. What happened after the math.
alarms noun. Random flashing lights and sirens.
all about us noun. See t.a.t.u.
attacked by angry werewolves ? Do I really have to define this?
barney noun. A disturbing dinosaur.
bird-kid noun. A kid with wings. Duh.
blood noun. No comment.
breakfast noun. Omelets, cereal, etc.
cage noun. What Bunny gets put in a lot.
Canada noun. The country of doom.
catapult noun. Who needs a catapult when you can throw something twice as far with your bare hands?
catch phrase noun. Example: "Can I have a schmoo?" -Bunny
christmas noun. A holiday, usually involving having to try to fit a 30-foot christmas tree into the Kloomazalla.
comments noun. Something you say. End of story.
cook noun. A person who cooks. verb. to attempt not to burn something on the stove.
drag noun. Something boring. verb. To pull something along against it's will.
dress noun. An article of clothing largely shunned by TBWAOCAULN members.
earth noun. A planet we don't live on.
echo noun. A TBWAOCAULN member.
enemy noun. See Hangmariety.
environment noun. Protect it!
epic adj. Probably one of the most awesome adjectives there is.
evil mind controlling alien noun. See Mixx.
example noun. A sample.
fangs noun. Rawr.
fashion-off noun. What happens when we have to wear dresses. It was Mixx's idea.
fiasco noun. When everything goes ka-blooey.
flashbacks noun. **shudder**
freaking out noun. Basically, having a seizure when something goes wrong.
full moon noun. See Fiasco.
going on 17 ? going on 17, going on 17, going on 17...
gone noun. Bye-bye.
greetings and salutations noun. Examples: Hola, Hello, Hi, Konichiwa, Ni-Hao, Bonjour, Ghesundteit, etc.
happy adj. Bunny when she finally gets a schmoo.
havoc noun. See Full moon.
humanish adj. Uh... us.
hunt verb. You must die.
hyper adj. See Bunny.
information noun. 4-1-1.
insane adj. See TBWAOCAULN.
italy noun. Home of pasta, grapes, and screaming temporal doom.
Jadis noun. Me. 'Nuff said.
kerflooey verb. When everything goes wrong.
kill us all ? See 3-D.
kloomazalla noun. A Figitean spaceship.
lame noun. See Grant Dewitt.
lasers noun. TBWAOCAULN slang for "losers."
laundry noun. A boring chore.
little bunny foo-foo noun. An insane, hyper, six-year-old werebunny.
LOL noun. 1) a texting phrase 2) Larry Of Lobsters
menu noun. My least favorite thing to plan.
messing around noun. See Little Bunny Foo-Foo.
mind control noun. Usually involves Mixx accidentally making LBFF fall into the bottomless pit.
Mixx noun. Inventor of the Vamp-Stopper.
mutants noun. Us.
new years noun. The start of something new...
not evil noun. 3-D... or is she?
omelets noun. Warning: Flying Omelets.
ow ? An exclamation of pain.
papers noun. Just don't get cut.
paranoid noun. See Jadis
peanut butter and fluff noun. An awesome sandwich.
peeps noun. Slang for people.
pinky noun. A "shocking" TBWAOCAULN member.
piper noun. Shower curtains.
polar bears noun. ...........
pot roast noun. Synonymous with doom in this house.
psychomaniac noun. See Mixx.
recipe noun. A rarity in Spoons.
reinforcements noun. Once again, a rarity in Spoons.
retractable claws noun. Who needs them when you've got fangs?
seams noun. Bunny rips a lot of these.
so there. ? Making a point in an immature fashion.
sorry noun. An apology. duh.
space house noun. A HOUSE. in SPACE.
stalkers noun. No one likes them. don't be a stalker.
sun noun. That big yellow thing in the sky.
t.a.t.u. noun. The band that sang the song "All About Us," which is just dang awesome.
tbwaocauln noun. The most epic people of epicness.
Thanksgiving noun. The doomiest holiday of the year.
tranquilizer gun noun. You don't want to be on the wrong end of one of these.
tv room noun. a. room. with. a. TV.
vampire noun. Wellll... how to define this.... let's look it up. "
A corpse supposed, in European folklore, to leave its grave at night to drink the-" Okay, I think you all get the idea.
vic noun. See dork.
wedding noun. We have a bad track record with these.
x men noun. Copy-cats. Well, more like copy-mutants.
yes ? An affirmative.